The latest attention-grabbing stunt by the Duchess of Sussex, crashing the wedding of Rod Stewart’s son, Liam. Not content with hijacki…
The latest attention-grabbing stunt by the Duchess of Sussex, crashing the wedding of Rod Stewart’s son, Liam. Not content with hijacking the Royal narrative, Meghan is now gate-crashing private events. Liam Stewart, son of the legendary Rod Stewart, is getting married.
The venue? A sprawling estate straight out of Game of Thrones. The guest list? A who’s who of rock royalty. And the uninvited gate-crasher? None other than Meghan Markle herself.
According to witnesses, Meghan somehow weaseled her way onto the guest list. Not invited, not attending as a plus one, but weaseled in. Even the verbs associated with Meghan are sneaky.
Let’s pause for a reality check. Meghan Markle, the woman who orchestrated her own wedding with military precision, turning it into a global Netflix trailer, decided to crash someone else’s big day. The irony is thicker than the frosting on the Stewart’s wedding cake.
But wait, it gets better. Rod Stewart, a man who’s been in the spotlight since Meghan was in diapers, was not amused. Picture this: the 78-year-old rock icon, red in the face, veins popping out of his neck, bellowing at Meghan to vacate his property. His exact words? “How dare you show your face here, you entitled lowlife! This is my son’s special day, not your circus for attention-seeking.”
Oh, to have been a microphone in that room. Rod Stewart, a man whose life is practically a touring rock opera, accusing someone else of running a circus. When a bona fide rock star thinks you’re too much of an attention-seeker, it’s time to rethink your life choices, Meghan.
But here’s where Meghan’s true colors shine through. Confronted by an irate father defending his son’s special day, how does she respond? With practiced fake humility, calmly explaining that she’s only there to offer congratulations. Right, because crashing a private event uninvited is the epitome of heartfelt wishes.
This incident perfectly encapsulates the Sussex strategy. Having ditched Royal duties for privacy, they now chase attention with the veracity of paparazzi. Every event, no matter how personal to others, is an opportunity for their brand. A stranger’s wedding? Just another backdrop for the Meghan and Harry show.
Rod Stewart, a man who’s held grudges longer than some of his guitar solos, is unlikely to forgive or forget. But that’s inconsequential to Meghan. In her world, any reaction is good PR. She’s probably already spinning this as another tale of victimhood.
But amidst all this drama, let’s not forget the real victims: Liam Stewart and his bride. Their wedding, meant to be a fairy tale affair, will now be a footnote in the endless Sussex saga. His memories won’t be of first dances or touching toasts, but of his dad turning into a human bagpipe, blasting hot air at an uninvited Duchess.
To Meghan, I say this: not every occasion is your red carpet. Not every event needs your authentic touch. Real stars don’t need to steal scenes; they create their own. Your constant need to insert yourself into others’ narratives isn’t just tacky; it’s emotional vandalism.
And Harry, oh Harry. You were once the people’s Prince, the Royal we could relate to. Now, you’re a cautionary tale, a lesson in what happens when you trade substance for soundbites.
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The latest attention-grabbing stunt by the Duchess of Sussex, crashing the wedding of Rod Stewart’s son, Liam. Not content with hijacki…
The latest attention-grabbing stunt by the Duchess of Sussex, crashing the wedding of Rod Stewart’s son, Liam. Not content with hijacking the Royal narrative, Meghan is now gate-crashing private events. Liam Stewart, son of the legendary Rod Stewart, is getting married.
The venue? A sprawling estate straight out of Game of Thrones. The guest list? A who’s who of rock royalty. And the uninvited gate-crasher? None other than Meghan Markle herself.
According to witnesses, Meghan somehow weaseled her way onto the guest list. Not invited, not attending as a plus one, but weaseled in. Even the verbs associated with Meghan are sneaky.
Let’s pause for a reality check. Meghan Markle, the woman who orchestrated her own wedding with military precision, turning it into a global Netflix trailer, decided to crash someone else’s big day. The irony is thicker than the frosting on the Stewart’s wedding cake.
But wait, it gets better. Rod Stewart, a man who’s been in the spotlight since Meghan was in diapers, was not amused. Picture this: the 78-year-old rock icon, red in the face, veins popping out of his neck, bellowing at Meghan to vacate his property. His exact words? “How dare you show your face here, you entitled lowlife! This is my son’s special day, not your circus for attention-seeking.”
Oh, to have been a microphone in that room. Rod Stewart, a man whose life is practically a touring rock opera, accusing someone else of running a circus. When a bona fide rock star thinks you’re too much of an attention-seeker, it’s time to rethink your life choices, Meghan.
But here’s where Meghan’s true colors shine through. Confronted by an irate father defending his son’s special day, how does she respond? With practiced fake humility, calmly explaining that she’s only there to offer congratulations. Right, because crashing a private event uninvited is the epitome of heartfelt wishes.
This incident perfectly encapsulates the Sussex strategy. Having ditched Royal duties for privacy, they now chase attention with the veracity of paparazzi. Every event, no matter how personal to others, is an opportunity for their brand. A stranger’s wedding? Just another backdrop for the Meghan and Harry show.
Rod Stewart, a man who’s held grudges longer than some of his guitar solos, is unlikely to forgive or forget. But that’s inconsequential to Meghan. In her world, any reaction is good PR. She’s probably already spinning this as another tale of victimhood.
But amidst all this drama, let’s not forget the real victims: Liam Stewart and his bride. Their wedding, meant to be a fairy tale affair, will now be a footnote in the endless Sussex saga. His memories won’t be of first dances or touching toasts, but of his dad turning into a human bagpipe, blasting hot air at an uninvited Duchess.
To Meghan, I say this: not every occasion is your red carpet. Not every event needs your authentic touch. Real stars don’t need to steal scenes; they create their own. Your constant need to insert yourself into others’ narratives isn’t just tacky; it’s emotional vandalism.
And Harry, oh Harry. You were once the people’s Prince, the Royal we could relate to. Now, you’re a cautionary tale, a lesson in what happens when you trade substance for soundbites.
https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VaBhw6v1SWt9fkewC60T
