Ugh, this article about the King and Queen’s Christmas walk to church is so painful. Like, why are we even talking about this? Nobody cares! And all this talk about pretending that everything is fine between the Prince of Wales and the brothers? Please. We’re over it.
And don’t even get me started on Paul McCartney’s acting career. Just stick to the music, dude. And Sharon Osbourne’s change of tune about Russell Brand? Please, we see right through that.
This whole thing is just a mess. Can we please move on to something more interesting? Like, anything else? Thanks.