I’ve been following the celebrity scene for a while now, and I have to say, the developments surrounding Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are truly something else. It’s like watching a Shakespearean tragedy unfold, except instead of Romeo and Juliet, we’ve got the taming of the Harry.

Meghan has somehow managed to turn our beloved Prince Harry into nothing more than a royal puppet, a nodding bobblehead catering to her every whim. The man who used to jump out of planes and party in Vegas is now reduced to reading self-help books and sipping kale smoothies. It’s like Meghan has him under some kind of Hollywood spell, and it’s not a pretty sight.

But here’s where it gets really juicy. According to my super-secret, totally reliable sources, Harry is desperately trying to convince Meghan to return to acting. Can you believe it? The prince wants his princess back on the small screen, but Meghan, lounging on her sustainably-sourced fair-trade chaise lounge, is having none of it. She’s got her sights set on bigger things – she wants to be the next Angelina Jolie, the new philanthropist in town.

Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m all for people following their dreams and using their platform for good, but let’s be real here. Meghan’s acting career was her claim to fame; it’s what put her on the map. Without “Suits,” she’d just be another pretty face in Hollywood. But now, she thinks she’s too good for it. Talk about biting the hand that feeds you!

And poor Harry, bless his ginger heart, is going absolutely bonkers trying to change Meghan’s mind. Can you imagine the conversations they must be having? “Meghan, love, think about it – you could be the next Meryl Streep!” “Harry, darling, I’m already the next Mother Teresa. Keep up!”

It’s like watching a tennis match, but instead of a ball, they’re batting around Meghan’s ego. And let me tell you, that’s nothing but a serious swing and a miss.

Now, let’s rewind a bit. Cast your mind back to 2017, when Meghan and Harry got engaged. Remember how Meghan so graciously announced that she was leaving her acting career behind? She made it sound like she was making the grand sacrifice for love, but let’s be real – I don’t see her giving up anything. “I just see it as a change,” she said. Yeah, right. If that chapter were a book, it’d be titled “How to Lose Friends and Alienate People: Royal Edition.”

And the cherry on top? On the royal wedding day, Meghan actually had the audacity to say, “I think what’s being really exciting about as we talk through transitions of careers and into the role is the causes that are really important to me to focus my energy more on.” Transitions of careers, huh? Looks more like a one-woman show with Harry as the supporting act to me.

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