Just when you think Meghan Markle couldn’t possibly outdo herself in the absurdity department, a new story emerges that leaves everyone questioning reality. 

This time, it’s about her alleged request for none other than Prince William to personally teach her how to fly a helicopter. Royal commentator Neil Sean shared this juicy bit of gossip, and it’s as bizarre as it sounds.

According to Sean, Meghan had a grand idea of surprising Prince Harry with her newfound piloting skills. Because, of course, nothing says romance quite like commandeering a multi-million-pound aircraft with zero prior experience. 

Perhaps she envisioned a dramatic Hollywood-style scene where she swoops in to rescue Harry from his oppressive royal life, whisking him away to the land of Spotify deals and paparazzi walks.

But here’s the twist: Royal insiders and commentators, including HG Tudor, have long speculated that Prince William was always Meghan’s original target. And can you blame them? Meghan has a well-documented history of climbing social ladders like it’s an Olympic sport. However, even by her own standards, thinking she could charm William into becoming her personal Top Gun instructor is next-level audacity.

One source suggests that Meghan’s motivations weren’t just about securing a pilot’s license. After all, flying requires math—and that’s not exactly her forte. No, the real goal was allegedly securing some alone time with William to “work her magic.”

So, how did William respond to this bold request? According to the story, he suggested the most logical alternative: “Why doesn’t Harry teach you?” After all, Harry has some flight experience. But Meghan reportedly dismissed the idea because, in her mind, this was all about a grand surprise. Unfortunately for her, William wasn’t having any of it. His royal instincts kicked in, and he wasn’t about to be roped into whatever bizarre game she was playing.

But Meghan wasn’t done. Oh no. When William didn’t bite, she allegedly turned her sights on Catherine, inviting her to a private outdoor screening of Grease. Because nothing screams “I want to be besties” like forcing your sister-in-law into a situation where paparazzi just so happened to be lurking nearby. Catherine, like William, saw right through the act and wisely avoided falling into Meghan’s PR trap.

It appears the royal couple had been well-briefed on Meghan’s antics and made it a firm rule never to be caught alone with her—a wise move, considering her history of weaponizing interactions for maximum drama.

If this story sounds familiar, it’s because it follows the same playbook Meghan has been using for years. Step one: Target a powerful man. Step two: Attempt to manipulate him with charm and faux sincerity. Step three: When that fails, pivot to playing the victim. Rinse and repeat.

Neil Sean, Angela Levin, and other royal commentators have all pointed out that Meghan’s modus operandi has always involved using men to get what she wants. She honed these skills early on with her father and has been perfecting the art ever since.

But let’s not forget the most comical part of this entire story: the idea that Meghan, of all people, would suddenly develop an interest in aviation. Flying requires technical skills, discipline, and intelligence—three things that, let’s be honest, aren’t exactly Meghan’s strong suits. She had her own in-house aviation expert in Harry, but it seems even she knew better than to trust his judgment on anything more complex than choosing a Netflix documentary.

In the end, this latest tale is just another chapter in Meghan Markle’s never-ending saga of drama, manipulation, and over-the-top antics. Whether it’s true or not, one thing’s for sure: Meghan knows how to keep the world talking.

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