Oh dear, someone fetch the smelling salts—Megan Markle must be absolutely livid right now. The Prince and Princess of Wales have dared, *dared*, to engage in a little public hand-holding without a single ounce of staged desperation or clawing involved. And, of course, the internet has noticed.  

William and Catherine, the effortlessly classy royal couple, were recently spotted strolling through a railway station, hand in hand. Catherine, ever the picture of grace, leaned on her husband of 14 years in a rare yet heartwarming display of affection. Naturally, fans couldn’t help but gush over the moment.  

“No claws,” one observer pointed out, taking an obvious jab at Megan’s infamous “death grip” on Prince Harry, which has been meme-ed into oblivion. And then came the inevitable question: *How does Harry feel watching this?* The brother he once idolized, the sister-in-law he once got along with—both of them looking happy, relaxed, and dare we say it, *normal*.  

It’s a stark contrast to Harry’s usual facial expressions, which range from “trapped husband” to “utter regret.” But let’s be real: Megan’s the one who’s truly seething. The world has eyes, and those eyes have seen the difference between the Waleses’ effortless elegance and the Sussexes’ grasping, desperate PR circus.  

William and Catherine don’t need to prove their importance—they simply exist, and people admire them. Meanwhile, Harry and Megan are still clinging to their Netflix storytelling tour as if their entire existence depends on it. Because, well, it does.  

It’s poetic, really. William and Catherine go about their lives, naturally charming, while Megan and Harry are out there force-feeding the world a tragedy narrative that no one is buying. Even their modes of travel speak volumes. Harry once complained that taking the train made him feel “too close to the public.” Meanwhile, William and Catherine hopped on a regular service train to Pontypridd, rain delay and all, like it was no big deal—because it wasn’t.  

And just for added hilarity, let’s not forget when Harry tried to justify his private jet addiction, while William, Catherine, and their actual royal children flew budget airlines.  

While Catherine walks with quiet confidence, Megan Markle has developed a vice grip on Harry that is now internationally recognized as “the claw.” It’s not just about holding hands—it’s a full-on possession maneuver, as if she’s afraid that the second she lets go, he might just wake up and sprint back to reality.  

The Sussex Squad will, of course, spin this into some nonsense about a “strong, independent woman showing affection.” But let’s be real: Megan’s grip on Harry isn’t about love—it’s about control. The irony of it all? The very image she’s trying to cultivate—elegant, royal, adored—is slipping through her fingers faster than Harry at a polo match.  

William and Catherine: a modern fairy tale. They’re effortlessly loved, effortlessly respected, and most infuriatingly for Megan, *effortlessly royal*.  

Harry and Megan: a modern fairy *fail*. They demand admiration but are met with eye rolls. They crave importance but are increasingly irrelevant. They shout about privacy while simultaneously launching Netflix documentaries and memoirs.  

At the end of the day, William and Catherine don’t need to try—they simply *are*. And Megan? Well, the claws are out, but there’s nothing left to scratch at except her own crumbling delusion.  

So, Harry, how’s it looking from the wrong side of history?  

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