Meghan Markle’s Meltdown Over Being Snubbed for Time’s ‘Person of the Year’

Meghan Markle, the self-proclaimed world changer, pacing furiously in a beige living room, phone in hand, barking orders at a beleaguered PR team. 

The crisis at hand? Time magazine’s *Person of the Year* list. According to a blind item from *Sedan*, Meghan is devastated to find that not only is she not in the running, but Catherine, Princess of Wales, made the shortlist instead.

But what exactly has Meghan done to deserve a spot on *Time*’s prestigious list? Hosted a podcast that barely made a splash before it was canceled? Attended charity events in designer gowns, smiling for the cameras while contributing very little? If *Time* handed out awards for overplayed royal tours or for the world’s greatest beige-wearer, Meghan might stand a chance. However, *Person of the Year* is about movers, shakers, and history makers—not someone who merely blogs about things she never actually does.

The blind item details Meghan’s full-blown meltdown upon learning she was not only snubbed but likely wasn’t even considered. 

There was a shouting match with her PR team, demanding they pull every possible string. But does *Time* even have strings left to pull? Rumor has it that the top 100 list can be bought, but the *Person of the Year* title remains merit-based.

Apparently, Meghan even tried to enlist the head of her agency for reinforcements, but not all publicity can be salvaged with recycled buzzwords about impact and empowerment. Meanwhile, Catherine, Princess of Wales, moves forward serenely, without any PR meltdowns. Catherine is actually doing meaningful work—leading mental health initiatives, performing royal duties with grace, and engaging in impactful charity work.

Meghan, however, seems to believe that her mere presence in the world is enough to merit a spot among the most influential people. Her logic? “My presence alone inspires change.” But this delusion doesn’t stop there. 

Meghan apparently believes that she is not only Catherine’s equal but her rival. However, here’s the reality: Meghan isn’t even in the same league as Sarah Ferguson, let alone Catherine. If we’re being generous, Meghan’s achievements amount to a series of failed projects—cancelled initiatives, unsuccessful trademark applications, and a brief stint as a Hollywood producer that resulted in an underwhelming Netflix documentary series.

 Not to mention the infamous Polo charity event, which was essentially just a glorified socialite gathering.

To add insult to injury, Catherine didn’t just make the *Time* shortlist—she also ranked among the top 10 most Googled people of 2024. You can practically hear the keyboards clacking away in Meghan’s PR team headquarters, trying desperately to skew search results in her favor. Catherine’s authenticity shines through, while Meghan’s PR stunts increasingly feel like an amateur improv skit.

But *Time* isn’t budging. After all, their *Person of the Year* isn’t about being the most likable or the most virtuous; it’s about being the most significant. Sorry, Meghan, but stirring up tabloid drama and hiring PR firms to inflate your public image doesn’t cut it—not when there are actual change-makers in the running. Last year’s winner was Taylor Swift, a global icon who redefined the music industry. 

Before that, there were innovators, activists, and leaders who genuinely shaped the world. In what universe does Meghan Markle, an ex-cable actress turned influencer, think she belongs in this crowd?

The blind item suggests that Meghan’s tantrum escalated into full-blown fury upon realizing that Catherine’s inclusion made her own absence even more glaring. For Meghan, it’s not about making the list—it’s about one-upping Catherine. Yet with every public misstep, she only cements her place as Catherine’s shadow.

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