The Sussexes are back at it again, this time with reports of a planned trip to Ghana following their self-proclaimed “quasi-royal triumph” in Nigeria. But there’s just one tiny problem: Ghana doesn’t seem to recall inviting them. Oops.  

According to *The Daily Mail*, Ghana is supposedly thrilled to welcome Prince Harry and Meghan Markle with open arms, red carpets, and luxurious villas complete with top-tier security. Because, of course, no nation facing real-world challenges could possibly have better things to spend money on than hosting two former royals turned influencers. Except, funny enough, actual Ghanaian officials have been suspiciously quiet about the whole affair.  

This sounds eerily similar to last year’s fiasco when Ghana’s president flat-out denied inviting the Sussexes, despite their PR team working overtime to convince the world otherwise. The grand plan, it seems, is for Harry and Meghan to become “huge stars in Africa.” Because nothing screams relevance like jetting into developing nations, soaking up admiration, and then heading back to Montecito to count their Netflix earnings.  

Let’s rewind to their recent trip to Nigeria, which was spun as a massive success. But what did they actually achieve? Oh, that’s right—a drum kit. Was that Nigeria or Colonia? Hard to keep track of their whirlwind of self-promotion. Either way, their “Global Statesman” act isn’t fooling anyone—except maybe their own PR team.  

If the rumors about Ghana are true (and at this point, they rarely are), the country should brace itself for the full Sussex experience: lavish hotels, private jets, designer outfits, and jewelry worth more than Ghana’s GDP. Expect carefully staged photo ops with local children, a Meghan-approved photographer, and at least three strategically placed microphones.  

Of course, no Sussex trip would be complete without a moving speech from Meghan. This time, she’ll likely touch on themes of empowerment, finding her roots, or whatever the PR buzzword of the month happens to be. And let’s not forget the colonial savior optics. Because nothing says “breaking free from oppression” like two ex-royals swooping in to soak up admiration from the masses.  

We all know how this story ends. Ghanaian officials will eventually step forward to clarify that no, they did not invite the Sussexes, nor do they plan to waste millions hosting their glorified holiday. It’s the same tired pattern: Sussex PR leaks exclusive insider info about an exciting upcoming tour, the media runs wild with it, and a few weeks later, the supposed host country awkwardly denies the whole thing. Harry and Meghan move on, pretending it never happened. Rinse and repeat.  

If Ghana does roll out the red carpet, it won’t be out of deep admiration for the Sussexes. More likely, it will be a minor official looking for a headline—much like in Nigeria. But the reality is that Harry and Meghan are just two private citizens searching for a stage to remind the world they still exist.  

So, who’s next on their imaginary tour list? Madagascar? Fiji? Outer space? One thing’s for sure: this circus isn’t stopping anytime soon.  

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