While it was expected that the Sussexes might travel to England for the service in May, there was a concerted effort to shield the precise timing and date due to security concerns. Now, with this information public, deliberations arise regarding whether Meghan Markle and their two children will accompany Harry on his visit. Regardless of whether Harry arrives unaccompanied or with his family, the pivotal question looms large: Are Harry and Meghan welcome back?

After the Netflix documentary seemingly cast aspersions on Britain’s societal fabric while subtly accusing the media of bullying and discrimination, the chorus of boos the couple experienced during their London visit for the Platinum Jubilee was a clear sign of the public’s feelings towards them—a collective “you’re not welcome here” if ever there was one. Since then, things have only worsened for the pair.

 Following the release of Harry’s tell-all memoir Spare and Omid Scobie’s Endgame, the grenades have been coming thick and fast from across the pond. Despite this, the Sussexes seem determined to force their way back into Britain, whether people like it or not.

It’s far from certain how long their push will last, but will that only hold until the next time they can’t get their way? They simply cannot be trusted. Harry has stated pretty clearly that he wants to be back at the center of things with royal engagements to boot. Everyone can see how desperate he is to return to the royal fold. The use of titles and renamed causes all contribute to a recognizable image, but after a rough period for the couple in Hollywood, trying to get back into the royal fold seems a somewhat clumsy move.

Being accepted by the Royals once more would surely propel the professional victims back into the A-list stratosphere. Let’s face it, a D-list actress with very little talent and a petulant child of a king isn’t exactly a money-spinner, is it? At last, Meghan and Harry have realized that the hand that fed them will be the only one that can ever feed them in a world obsessed with royalty and class.

 But the Brits are skeptical about their return, and quite rightly so. An insider in Buckingham Palace said that it’s too late for a Sussex rehabilitation as long as Harry remains married to Meghan.

As fresh fascination bubbled around the Princess of Wales last month, Meghan unveiled a gleaming green lifestyle brand. Some suggested Markle was callously piggybacking off the so-called “Kate-gate” to flog new jam spreads and other products. Others couldn’t believe she was cooking in a white top with no apron in that cringeworthy promo video. Either way, the timing felt like something of a snub to the Waleses.

Stateside, rumors about the health of Harry and Meghan’s marriage were swirling to a boiling point. Andy Cohen and Stephen Colbert were cracking jokes at Kate’s expense, and the proximity of Meghan’s Instagram unveiling felt a little too close for comfort. As Prince William stepped out on stage in London just hours later at an awards ceremony honoring his late mother, the tension was palpable. 

Of course, the brand itself is a shameless royal masquerade—Meghan, Duchess Defector, decked in a floor-length ball gown with a phony gold-embroidered logo.

With gossip gremlins working overtime to spread rumors about Catherine, Meghan couldn’t pass up a chance to rub up against the royal fairy dust. After all, loose Windsor associations and loose lips are the only things keeping her relevant.

 Spotify and the harsh Hollywood desert are hardly elevating her to new heights. So, cloaked in sepia and monito musk, she promises scents and serums, dog beds, throws, and napkin rings galore—or does she?

Now that we know the devastating truth about Catherine’s cancer diagnosis, this Martha Stewart misadventure is looking a bit ham-fisted.

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